#Character Spotlight: Li Shang - "I'll make a business man out of you"

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(c)artist unknown

TO EXAGGERATE, I fell over laughing at this. Seriously, its probably one of the best "I'll make a Man out of You" Parodies I've read in a while. Check it out or share some of your own or discovered parody's of this song.

Let’s get down to business.
To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!
It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
Mister I’ll
make you a buck
or two
Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoon
Business man!
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets
Now I really wish I knew how to add!
“Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!” [SOURCE]